Ventriloquist
We (the sidekicks) don’t really like mentioning his name.
To be candid, we'd love to somehow replace him with A.I.
Here are some things he did – with OUR help:
He’s appeared on NBC, in Miramax Films and entertained at the Winter Olympic Games
Justin says, "I'm glad I have enough talent, to throw my life away as a Ventriloquist."
Luigi
He’s a major heartthrob with the ladies.
When giving his Hotmail address, he often has to clarify it’s not spelled “hot M-A-L-E”.
Actually, I just wrote that in third person so it would sound more
authoritative and less obvious that I made it up.
To show how sharp I am, within six months of entering the comedy club scene, The Late Show with David Letterman asked us to come to New York!
I think it’s because of me.
Tony
I’m originally from Scotland, and still haven’t been able to drop my accent (as you’ll see during the show).
People get a kick out of my candid observations on American life… I’m just expressing my honest point of view, and getting paid!
Actually, they’re paying the Ventriloquist. He’s the one keeping the dough – for my show!
Some lawyers are working “pro bono” (since I’m broke) to get me paid retroactively for all the laughs I’ve created.
