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Luigi

He’s a major heartthrob with the ladies.

When giving his Hotmail address, he often has to clarify it’s not spelled “hot M-A-L-E”.

Actually, I just wrote that in third person so it would sound more
authoritative and less obvious that I made it up.

To show how sharp I am, within six months of entering the comedy club scene, The Late Show with David Letterman asked us to come to New York!

I think it’s because of me.

Tony

I’m originally from Scotland, and still haven’t been able to drop my accent (as you’ll see during the show).

People get a kick out of my candid observations on American life… I’m just expressing my honest point of view, and getting paid! 

Actually, they’re paying the Ventriloquist. He’s the one keeping the dough – for my show!

Some lawyers are working “pro bono” (since I’m broke) to get me paid retroactively for all the laughs I’ve created. 

Justin

We (the sidekicks) don’t really like mentioning his name.

To be candid, we'd love to somehow replace him with A.I.

Here are some things he did – with OUR help:

He’s kept audiences laughing at some of the world’s largest banks, been featured in Miramax Films' documentary on ventriloquism, and even performed in his grandma's back yard!

Justin says, "I'm glad I have enough talent, to throw my life away as a Ventriloquist."

"I can't remember ever laughing so hard!"

Mack Strong, Seattle Seahawks




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"Pure Joy!"

Linnea Broker, American Red Cross


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A Seattle station, NBC KING-TV, ran a story when Justin went "pro."

"I almost fell out of my chair laughing!"

Rick Faber, Faber Constr. Corporation


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