I live in Southern California.
I’m part of a minority people group..
Those who speak English.
I get around by bicycle.
People think I’m doing it to save the planet.
I am doing it..
Not by choice.
There is a lot of road rage where I live..
But on a bike
If I accidentally take a turn when I’m not supposed to,
like at a four way stop.
Normally they’d honk their horn
Yell an expletive…
with their middle finger.
But on a bike,
As if to say, “we support why you’re doing this.”
that I’m broke?
* This marks the end of the comedy ramblings of this ventriloquist comic.