This is the back of my head. Apparently, my face wasn’t “pretty” enough.
If this was some big major-distribution newspaper, that’d be one thing. But this paper had such poor readership, local residents claimed they only used it to line the bottom of their bird cage.
Apparently, it’s a good thing I’m a ventriloquist and not a model.
Notice they liked my wife’s face. She makes the cut, just not me. We all know she married down.