Back of My Head

This is the back of my head.  Apparently, my face wasn’t “pretty” enough.

If this was some big major-distribution newspaper, that’d be one thing.  But this paper had such poor readership, local residents claimed they only used it to line the bottom of their bird cage.

Apparently, it’s a good thing I’m a ventriloquist and not a model.

Notice they liked my wife’s face.  She makes the cut, just not me.  We all know she married down.