He’s a major heartthrob with the ladies. When giving his Hotmail address, he often has to clarify it’s not spelled “hot M-A-L-E”.
Actually, I just wrote that in third person so it would sound more authoritative and less obvious that I made it up…
To show how sharp I am, within six months of entering the comedy club scene, The Late Show with David Letterman asked us to come to New York!
Our comedy is clean, non-offensive and, most importantly, FUNNY! Except, of course, for the ventriloquist’s jokes – they’re not funny. (mine are amazing)
Jan Morrel, Firs Conference Center
I’m originally from Scotland, and still haven’t been able to drop my accent (as you’ll see during the show).
People get a kick out of my candid observations on American life… I’m just expressing my honest point of view, and getting paid!
Actually, they’re paying the Ventriloquist. He’s the one keeping the dough – for my show!
Some lawyers are working “pro bono” (since I’m broke) to get me paid retroactively for all the laughs I’ve created.
Seriously, people don’t know that the Ventriloquist is about the worst entertainer in the world, and without me, the show would flop!
Our show is only a success because of “me.” Yes, I said it… Dolton doesn’t realize it, but he’s just an “opener.” He simply gets the audience warmed up so I can strut my stuff…
When Seahawks superstar Mack Strong said this is the “FUNNIEST ACT HE’S EVER SEEN!,” it was probably because of me. Also, I entertained on the Samsung stage at the Olympic Games.
Chuck R., Audience Member
We don’t really like mentioning his name, so we’ll just go with the generic “a Ventriloquist.”
To be candid, he’s a waste of skin. We do all the work around here. We’re up late at night working on comedy material, etc. He just sits around and collects the royalties. It’s sick!
Here are some shows that he was present at (he didn’t do much):
Corporate: AAEFS, ABN-Amro, Alcoa, American Red Cross, Christian Singles Conference, Fluke Corporation, Geneva Capital, Investors Group (Canada), Limona Construction (Canada), MPI (Meeting Planners International), Mercy Hospital, Methanex, Nike Securities, North American Missions Board, Renk Seed, Wheaton College, U.S. Army, the list goes on and on…
Venues: Mt. Baker Theatre, Summit Theatre, Drury Lane, U.S. Army,
Bear Creek Country Club, Four Seasons, Grand Ballroom Chicago
Navy Pier, Harrison Hot Springs Resort, Bankers Club of Chicago,
Mill Bay Casino
Television: Evening Magazine (NBC KING 5 Seattle, NBC KGW 8
Portland and Northwest Cable News) in 2007, 2008, 2011 and 2012
Film: Documentary on Ventriloquism by Miramax Films
Tina F., Audience Member
