I can’t believe it. I was approached to be on the Cover of a Bridal Magazine.. I thought, “Wow, I must be good looking. They want ME on their cover?” They also mentioned, “We’d like your wife to be in the shot, too.”
I didn’t think much of it. But when the bridal issue came out, I realized they only wanted me for my wife. They used the back of my head!
Is there any clearer way to say, “you’re ugly?”
Anyway, at least one of the two of us is good looking.
